We still do not know the identity of Prussian Blue's father. He may have been a Jewish man, or perhaps April's dad is also the twins' dad. Our loyal readers gave us the former and latter ideas. Leave any info or ideas on this issue in the comments section. Maybe April became pregnant with L&L while turning tricks; therefore, she'd be as clueless as the public on the identity of the father.

Recently the blog was contacted by Darkwalker director Danny Draven. Normally when we're contacted by a famous or semi-famous person or organization, it's because April has invented some bullshit pseudo-legal shakedown and we're being told not to use images X, Y, and Z, or else. Not this time.

Danny understandably felt a little bad about some of the things I said about Darkwalker in a recent post. So I'd like to take a moment to clarify: Darkwalker is a shitty movie--if you're comparing it to Nightmare on Elm Street, or Friday the 13th. However, if you enjoy B-list horror flicks as much as I do, then it's a great movie. So when I said that it wasn't good, I meant it in a good way. If you like B-flicks, or just want to see April get killed by a very large monster, you should see it. If you don't, then it's probably not the movie for you. Also, if you have an affinity with tomatoes it's also probably not the movie for you, as a tomato patch the size of Alberta was used to produce the massive amounts of ketchup-like gore consumed in the movie.

We're still waiting on a formal statement from the film's producer, Danny did want us to explain that even indiscriminate killers (like Darkwalker) don't discriminate (like the Gaedes), and that the makers of the film certainly didn't know about the Gaedes rather unsavory racial-political inclinations. Ultimately, that final point is something we probably all understand. It wasn't their job to know.

So to Danny, but most of all to the Darkwalker, we'd like to say, "No hard feelings, guys." Also, "Is there a sequel planned? Because we have some ideas."

"Women are all into thinking about how people view them; that is why so many women mistakingly think being with a nigger makes them a 'good person'. I don't think they are with the nigger because he smells nice or treats them well or even looks like a cute monkey. I think it all stems from the perverted logic they have learned from society that
A. Racist is bad.
B. I want to be good and have people think I am good
C. If I am with a nigger no one will think I am racist.
D. Thus I get a nigger boyfriend and everyone thinks I am great and wonderful person."

April Gaede, author of the above words, usually pretends to be politically correct when dealing with the outside world to avoid spooking the better-educated white people. After all, the National Alliance continually seeks middle class members of society for membership. April looks so unappealing to the point that everyone's eyes hurt as they glance at her. Brace yourselves prior to clicking on the January 2005 archives to see her picture.

"Since George W. Bush is from Texas, which, like California, has a huge problem with illegals, I know that he knows the harm his open-borders policy is causing our workers in lost wealth and our people in crime, violence, and lost lives...I consider him a greater threat to our country than any other candidate..."

April Gaede, writer of the above words, abandoned the Republican Party as soon as President Bush announced his plans to implement a guestworker program. She's fervently against non-white immigrants in the U.S.A. In fact, she wrote an anti-immigration article that referred to undocumented Mexican people as 'creatures'. The facially unattractive, overweight, auburn-haired mother has instilled these xenophobic ideas into the developing minds of her daughters. For those of you who are new to this weblog, April bore Lynx & Lamb of Prussian Blue. The non-identical twins will celebrate their 13th birthday in June. Click on the January 2005 archives if you wish to view pictures of the fat mommy.

April isn't going to reveal the identity of their biological father to the public any time soon. A man named Mark Neufeldt is the proud stepfather of Lamb and Lynx and the biological father of April's seven month old daughter, Dresden Hale. Baby Dresden has inherited from her father's side of the family a prized white trait: a mop of ash-blonde hair.

If you have any ideas on the identity or whereabouts of Prussian Blue's real father, please tell us what you know. Leave the information in the comments section directly below this posting.

I have the displeasure of living in the same city as the Gaede clan.

We both live in Bakersfield, a city known to the rest of California as the ultimate hick town. I moved to BakeTown in 2003. It's merely a coincidence that the Gaedes also moved to BakeTown that very same year.

April Gaede was born in 1966, raised in the foothills of Fresno, and graduated from Reedley High School in 1984. This high school was mostly non-white; therefore, the experience must have been rough for her. She was raised by a "racially aware" cattle-ranching father.

April majored in journalism at California's own Fresno State University in the middle 1980s, but dropped out before earning a degree of any type. She claims that a black man attempted to rape her in 1986. The story sounds highly questionable because the black guy allegedly ran away after she "bit his finger". Any rapist could have snapped her little finger in half if he really wanted to sexually assault her. 1986 might have been the year of her "racial awakening" if the rape attempt truly did happen.

Lamb and Lynx, the blondies of Prussian Blue, were born to April in the summer of 1992. Their father is unknown at this time; in addition, I've noticed that the girls use April's maiden name as their surname. Why don't the twins have their father's surname? This is a tell-tale sign of illegitimacy. L & L were born and raised in the Fresno foothills just like their mother.

April married a "white hero" named Mark Neufeldt almost two years ago, and relocated to the "rapidly browning" city of Bakersfield around the same time period. Mark, a Gulf war veteran, has a German speaking, non-English speaking daughter from a previous relationship named Sandy. They decided to live happily ever after in Rosedale, a mostly white part of town. The bad news for this family is the fact that Mexican people are buying homes in Rosedale; as a result, this part of town is "rapidly browning" as well. April, Lamb and Lynx created time in their busy schedules to star in a poorly made 2003 horror B-movie called Darkwalker.

Mark impregnated April in the fall of 2003, and Dresden Hale Neufeldt was the result of careful baking. The ash-blonde infant girl was born in July 2004. You see, Mark and April believe in replenishing the numbers of the white race, so baby Dresden was their critical contribution. Matthew Hale, a family friend of the Gaedes, was the source for the baby's interesting middle name. Mr. Hale, former leader of the World Church Of The Creator, is serving time in prison for conspiring to have a female judge murdered. He's the one who coined the term RAHOWA (Racial Holy War). WCOTC is now called the Creativity Movement.

April is currently a housewife who home-schools her children. Two main reasons exist for the home studies of the twins. Reason #1: Lamb and Lynx are too precious to be exposed to the many Mexican children in BakeTown schools. Reason #2: Why attend school for seven hours daily when an unsuccessful music career is ready for the taking?

It is frightening when a college dropout mother has the opportunity to educate her baked goods. The two members of Prussian Blue are, however, surprisingly articulate in interviews. Their mommy has helped them learn vocabulary words that will aid in their futures as saviors of the white race. They are thoroughly knowledgeable on subjects such as Hitler, eugenics, reproduction and poor quality whites.

The Gaede clan should be fully aware of California's status as one of only two states where whites are outnumbered in the population. They should stop muttering about making white living spaces and just move to one of the numerous white neighborhoods in the great United States. Flagstaff, Arizona is a white city with plenty of white living space. The state of Utah is a vast land of white blood. I also want to suggest the Pacific Northwest due to the numerous militia groups.

April, Mark, Lamb, Lynx, and Dresden will be unhappy campers if the California tides continue to turn brown. Lamb, Lynx and Dresden will have dazzling futures as the replenishers of their race. They'll all meet wonderful white heroes, marry, bear children, and still have time for some European-American activism.