Quick update-- I've relocated, but my internet access is sporadic at best. Should be regular by next week, however. In the meantime, I'm going to be inviting some new bloggers to take center stage.

You've probably noticed posts have been getting a little slow lately. Please don't think we're running out of material. For that to happen, April, Lynx, and Lamb would have to first join ARA. In actuality, we're moving. No, not on the web. The site is staying right here. But yours truly is moving places and states, so it's going to be a few more days until the posts get regular again (i.e., at least once per day). Sorry about the delays. Everything will be normal again soon. Scout's honor.

Oh, one other thing. About Darkwalker-- it's as bad as you imagined. I got my copy in the mail a few days ago, made some popcorn with nutritional yeast, and curled up on my comfy-ass futon to watch the magic. And boy, was it magic. In the very first scene, faster than you can crack your arm to a full "Heil!", you get to see April murdered by the sickle-wielding Darkwalker himself after her husband in the flick gets all horny over a pumpkin that bleeds when you cut it open.

Full review to come, plus still pics.

Long before they couldn't sing, Lynx and Lamb also couldn't act. But don't take our word for it-- rent or buy a copy of Darkwalker and see for yourself. Not only are Lynx and Lamb in the B-list flick, our very own April is in it too! (Just have a look) Momma Nazi plays Mrs. Hobb; L&L fill the roles of "creepy twin" 1 and 2.


L&L in "Darkwalker"

Thanks to CVW for bringing this to our much-needed attention. My copy will be in the mail tomorrow. Stay tuned, reviews to come.

The Twins Rack Their Brains Over Immigration (Thanks to Yama for the interview)


L&L with stepdad Mark "White War Hero" Neufeldt
(Quick poll: let us know if you think he looks like a child molester too!)

In a recent interview with Paul Fontaine-Nikolov for the Reykjavik Grapevine, the twins answer some "tough questions" about the issue of immigration.

Part of their heritage is also Icelandic, as their grandmother was from here. What do some of the youngest members of the white nationalist movement have to say about immigration? Lamb and Lynx speak their minds with Grapevine:

On your website I saw that you took part in an anti-immigration demonstration. What, in your opinion, is the biggest reason why the borders should be closed?
Lamb: The US cannot take everyone in the world who wants to live here. If we have to feed and clothe them all we will end up being a really poor country, too.
Lynx: The immigration is changing our schools because the Mexicans’ behavior is rubbing off on the White kids. Like spray painting and laziness and bad grammar. I see so much of the teachers’ time spent on trying to get the Mexican kids to behave themselves or so much money spent on trying to teach them English that it takes away from the rest of us.

Would you consider yourselves white supremacist or separatist, and why?
Lamb: White Nationalist or Separatist since a supremacist means that we would want to rule other races and to be honest, we just don’t want them around.
Lynx: We do think our race is different than other races in a lot of positive ways and that we have invented more things and done more for civilization. We don’t want to harm other races but we don’t want to have to take care of them or be around them either.
Have you ever visited the country (or countries) of your heritage, and have you ever considered moving there one day?
Lamb: No, we haven’t. I would move to any country that would allow Whites to have their own living space. Or any country that would allow it to be politically correct to be a separatist.
Lynx: No, I haven’t been to any of the countries of my heritage. I might like to move to a European country like Iceland or Ireland or Germany but only if they haven’t ruined it by allowing too many immigrants from non-white countries like the US did.
If the border were closed, would this include the exclusion of white Europeans?
Lamb: No, I know a lot of people from Europe and they are here legally.
Lynx: No, because from what I have seen White Europeans benefit our country and our society.

Should immigrants already living in the US be deported, segregated or assimilated?
Lamb: Give the nonwhites an area to stay if they were born here and if they haven’t done anything wrong. If they are here illegally or if they moved here then send them back.
Lynx: I think we should allow the races to separate that are here. If the government doesn’t make people live near each other they probably won’t want to and they won’t mix.
Which country, in your opinion, comes closest to the type of immigration policy you’d like to see in the US?
Lamb: I’m 12 years old. I don’t know enough about the laws in other countries; only what I see happening in my state and country.
Lynx: None that we know of.
With all your rock and hardcore influences, what made you decide to pursue folk music?
Lynx: Since this first CD is aimed more at White children we thought that it would be better to do folk music. Also there are lots of racial rock musicians but not that many with a folk sound.
Lamb: We think that our music styles will probably change as we get older, too.
Any plans for an international tour?
Lynx: We would like to travel and play but we don’t have anything planned yet.
Lamb: I would like to go any place that would like to hear our music. I doubt that would include Africa. But duh - we would never go to Israel.

[Editor's Note: Not Africa? But what about Sun City?]

It's no big secret that April is not the Prussian Blog's biggest fan. After all, we regularly point out the some of the following facts: 1) She is a careering and overbearing stage mom; 2) She has a propensity for sleeping around; 3) Her daughters have zero musical talent; 4) She is a neo-Nazi (why this one would bother her is beyond me); and 5) She and her daughters used to have some pretty nasty mullets.

This last point seems to have really irked April. In fact, she's actively gone to the BBC asking them to contact the us about our use of the pic of the Gaedes with Louis Theroux. This isn't the first time she's been upset about our use of images of her, her daughters, her daughters' cousin, and their horses and dogs. It's also not the first time she's tried to do something about it. For now, we're waiting to hear back from the BBC's legal representatives about continued use of the image. For now, let me take the opportunity to up the Gaede klan on some U.S. copyright law regarding fair use (you'll notice that's been added to the side panel, where it will stay):

§ 107. Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair use

Release date: 2004-04-30

Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include—
(1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;
(2) the nature of the copyrighted work;
(3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
(4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.
The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors.

Given the aforementioned, it's pretty obvious our use of the BBC images (or any other images of the Gaedes) is well within the bounds of fair use law. The use of such images is for the purposes of criticism, comment, reporting, and satire (which is also protected speech), and was not used in a commercial nature or in any way that would effect "the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work." That said, we're partial to the BBC, so we're being polite--you'll noticed we haven't taken down any images from National Vanguard, which April has been hopping mad about in the past. Regardless, the images are probably going to go back up.

What makes all of this so utterly bizarre (or not) is how the National Alliance--and April--constantly harp on the issue of their much-beloved freedom of speech. For instance, once when April was invited to a high school reunion with the caveat that she please not get all Hitlerish on everyone, she responded to the invite by criticizing her old classmate for tryin to "deny my freedom of speech for the right to attend."

April is no stranger to double standards about this issue. In fact, in the very same letter, she wrote, "I am pretty sure that if I was a member of NAACP, MECHA, La Raza, or NAMBLA you wouldn't have said a word. I bet that if I had shown up with a lesbian lover you wouldn't have dared to mention that it offended anyone, though I am pretty sure that it would have." (Note: this is the same letter in which April denies being a white "supremacist" in favor of the term white "nationalist.")

In typically fascist fashion, April sets the bar for entitlement to "freedom of speech" just a tad higher for everyone else. Kudos are in order.

How do you think April would feel about this?*

*Warning: if you have issues with porn, I advise against clicking on the above link. If you do follow the link, which is quite funny, Quicktime player is required.

(Hint: Aside from the miscegenation, listen for the classic "white trash" insult)

theprussianblueblog.blogspot.com can now be accessed by way of the URL www.prussianbluesucks.info

We'll be deciding on the winning suggestion regarding how the cowboy cousin injured his arm by Monday. We're still accepting suggestions until then. Just stick them in the comments section for the post, or email them to us at theprussianblueblog@gmail.com.

April will be the first to tell you, "I am a VERY open person when it comes to nudity. I am not a prude." While it seems no one, least of all the folks on Stormfront.org and in the National Alliance, would argue that April is "prude"--quite the opposite--most of us probably don't want to think about her professed "openness" when it comes to nudity (after all, see tubby picture, left).

You know what else April will tell you? Her openness about her own nudity also extends into a loving openness about the nudity of her children--and taking pictures. "Yes I am a mother and yes I have taken picture (sic) of my children in the nude and yes I dont (sic) have a problem with nudity. Far from it." Now perhaps this is a simple matter of semantics, because most of us have a few embarrassing pictures in our parents' photo albums of bath time. You probably have similar pictures of your own kids. But that's exactly what you'd say, isn't it? "Yeah, I have some really cute photos of little naked junior in the bathtub." Not "I have taken picture[s] of my children in the nude," following that up with "I don't have a problem with nudity. Far from it." That sounds a little, well, weird. Especially when one considers the jailbait cover photograph of the twins on a recent issue of Resistance.

It seems April's exploitation of her kids extends beyond the limits of the stage. Perhaps in a few years, Lynx and Lamb will truly be the Paris Hiltons of the White Trash Nationalist world. In the meantime, the FBI's Office of Crimes Against Children hotline number is (202)324-3666.

I don't speak German myself. Know why? Because it's a fucking ugly-ass language. I've studied a lot of languages in my life--French, Russian, Kiswahili, Tibetan, Swedish--and nothing is sounds more like someone is trying to shove shards of broken glass into your ears than German. Fuck, the German language is even uglier than traditional German clothes, like lederhosen and dirndls.

Not surprisingly, the Gaede family really like it, in particular, Hubby Mark Neufeldt. As one of our readers has informed us, Mark, a Gulf War veteran, has a daughter from a previous marriage (and they call blacks promiscuous!) named Sandy. Sandy had some trouble in her local Bakersfield school because they did not have English as a Second Language classes to meet her needs. Why would Sandy need to take ESL? Because Mark's made sure that up until now, she's only learned--you guessed it--German! In fact, Mark and April are both fluent German speakers.

But, as they put it: "The daughter of a White guy who served his country in the U.S. military is shunned, but Illegal Mexican kids can learn English with the help of our tax dollars! Isn't there something wrong with this picture?"

Well, yeah. Also, the many legal Latin folks that also served in their country in the U.S. military can afford their kids the opportunity to learn English too. But you're right, douchebags, there is something wrong with this picture: California has a fucking assload of Spanish speakers (the U.S. has about 40 million) and only a handful of German speakers. Why the fuck would your school district offer ESL for German-speaking kids over Spanish-speaking? According to them, however, "non-Whites squander tax money through low test scores, free school lunches, and dropping out of school." But you know what they don't squander it on? Teaching fucking ESL to Hitler Youth!

You can see, then, dear reader, why it is with great pride that I tell Mark, April, and Sandy: "Speak English, assholes!"

Your very favorite Prussian Blog is currently looking for more contributors. Lately the site has been picking up more readership, so we'd like to expand accordingly (roughly the amount April has expanded after popping out her third and latest little runt -- see above). If you just want to throw some material our way now and then, that's fine; or if you are more interested in having a regular, permanent source to vent about the cute little spores and their family, that's fine too. Here's what we need from you:

1. A blog entry.
2. Recent vaccination records.
3. If you want a permanent gig, a brief essay about why you love Prussian Blue and answer the following questions: If you were stranded on a desert island for the rest of your life, and could take only one Prussian Blue song on CD with you, which one would it be? And, if you were stranded on a desert island for the rest of your life, and could only take Lynx or Lamb with you (but not both), which one would it be? Why?

Christian Evangelist and myself will review said application or submission and return your email promptly. Interested? Email us at theprussianblueblog@gmail.com.

You may have noticed from the previous post that we're having a bit of a contest to see who can come up with the most creative/funny/accurate story of how L&L's darling cowboy kkkousin injured his forearm. The grand prize (or prizes, depending on how many responses we receive and just how creative/funny/accurate they are) will be a free invite to have a much-coveted, limited-release beta Gmail account.

So far we've gotten only two responses:

"...maybe April broke the kids' arm after he was looking at some Asian." from Yama; and,

"I know how I'd injure MY wrist if those vixens were my look-but-don't-touch cousins. Hee-ya!" from Daniel Radosh.

Both are, as you may have noticed, very funny. However, it's going to take a few more suggestions before this acheives true "contest" status, and we assure you that the Gmail account is worth the amount of time it takes to serve us a small cup of your clever, hot, steaming brain-juice. Let's see what else we can come up with, then we'll start doling out the prizes. Say, three more submissions (yes, you can submit more than once).

People like pictures of Prussian Blue. Here's one of my all-time favorites, provided by our very own Central Valley Watchdog, who is always prowling the net for great pix of our favorite chix.



This is an old picture of the twins with k.d. lang. Actually, the cowboy is really a cousin of L&L. (A free gmail account invite to whoever comes up with the most creative, funny, or accurate guess as to how the little rascal injured his forearm.) Personally, I think they maybe April needs to figure out just how "selectively" she wants her daughters to breed, but I guess that's just a redneck thing. The picture is from the family ranch, run by their grandfather.

Just for fun, here's one more great pic of Lamb (right) and Lynx (left).



Since they're twins and all, they can be easy to confuse, so I figured I'd label them like that for your convenience.

A lot of Lamb's lyrics are from family friend and convict David Lane. If there's one thing you'll notice right off the bat about Lane, it's that he writes a lot about valkyries, Valhalla, and Thor. At first I thought it was just a coincidence, but I'm beginning to see a pattern: all of the themes of Lane's lyrical efforts are poor knock-offs of Led Zeppelin's (ironically enough) "Immigrant Song."

Ah-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde and sing and cry, "Valhalla, I am coming"

On we sweep with, with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore

Ah-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

How soft your fields, so green
can whisper tales of gore, of how we calmed the tides of war
We are your overlords

On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore

S-so now you better stop and rebuild all your ruins
for peace and trust can win the day despite of all you're losin'

That was Plant, not Lane. Here's Lane:

Now is the time of Ragnorok
you must be loyal and strong
let the Valkyrie ride
by the white man's side
and sing the racial song

and, from another piece by Lane...

You bore the children of our people
Raised them bold and proud and free
Told them tales of Thor and Woton
and the maiden Valkyrie

and, by Lane from PB's latest CD,

Some day in Valhalla,
When he’s young once more.
He will hold the hand…
Of the image he adores

My hope, of course, is that L&L will simply play the original at some point. Judging by their mp3s, their voices would seem to be particularly adept for the screaming and wailing portion at the beginning of the verse segments.

Unfortunately April's Bakersfield NA office does not have an 800 number. But if you feel like giving her a ring, you can do it at (661)387-1910. That may be long distance for some of you, so we suggest calling collect. And don't bother with the money-savers like 800-DIAL-ATT when a simple 0 will suffice.

When April "Austrian Painter" Gaede can't be found leafleting outside of Wal-Mart or working on her latest screed for National Vanguard, she's often busy writing letters to the editor of her local papers. This one (above) is among our favorites, illustrating the somewhat large gap between what April and other WTNs say in public forums and what they say amongst each other (i.e., what they really mean).

Here's how April described the letter:

After six months of having my totally racial and completly un-PC letters to the editor published, I seemed to have reached a point of media blackout. Somebody said something to someone. In fact I had local National Alliance members comment on how "they won't print anything you write anymore, April." Well, today the blackout was broken. Just think of how many people are going to be reached with the message of racial pride with this one letter! Get writing, folks -- there are still a few free thinking editors out there.

"Blackout"? Jew-out is more like it. In our defense, it's a tough job for such a numerically small number of G-d's chosen ones to be pulling the strings of the New World Order, so occasionally some of April "SheWolf" Gaede's letters may not get through. Nothing personal.

April and most other WTNs insist publicly that they just want "even-handed" and "equal" consideration for their own lunacy in schools, the press, and other social forums, and say thing like "I totally agree with the idea of a class teaching black pride." "I believe it is healthy for everyone to celebrate and honor their ancestry and their cultural achievements."

Okay. But, poor writing skills aside, doesn't that sound a little different than "I find other races annoying. I don't like their chattering in other languages, I don't like the way they look. I mean, 99 per cent of them, they're just not pretty. I don't want to be around them. I don't like the fact they seem to make everything just dirty and messy wherever they are"? Yeah. Just a little.

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