Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Prussian Blue's album hasn't been raking in much money lately. Their out-of-tune guitar solos and terrible voices have caused many ears to ache. Therefore, the National Alliance has decided to peddle this very overpriced ring. After all, they could desperately use the proceeds.
This sterling silver ring has rows of oak leaves and life runes. Many of you know that the National Alliance adopted the life rune symbol long ago. "This ring represents the National Alliance and the spiritual health and renewal of the White race," the literature reads.
Damn! I can't order my ring. It seems that these rings are available only in sizes 9, 10 and 11. Most women have a ring size of 6, 7, or 8. Now the N.A. is practicing some sexism by not offering this ring in smaller sizes.